I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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