So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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