i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
MIDGETS
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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