When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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