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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Acid is not a monday night drug
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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