the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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