I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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