When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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