Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You were trust falling into bushes
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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