It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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