just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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