laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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