Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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