Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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