i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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