my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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