Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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