The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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