just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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