i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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