By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
false alarm, still single
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