OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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