Cold hands, warm shart.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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