my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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