NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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