a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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