He uses pillows to masturbate.
I've blown a few things in my day
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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