Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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We were destined to go to rehab together
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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