I'm jealous of your bromance
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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