in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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