Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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