if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize