i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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