guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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