Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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