nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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