I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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