Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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