He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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