I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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