we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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