At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Do vagina's smell?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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