ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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