My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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