if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize