Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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