Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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