Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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