Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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