I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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